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taurusversant:

taurusversant:

There is a monster in the Alola Region.

Her name is Moon and she is eleven years old.


Eldritch is an AU Fanfic roughly following the story of Pokemon Sun and Moon, and Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon, but with a focus on expanded world-building and a larger world to travel, the nature of Trainer’s Bonds and how they define the world and Moon’s limitless potential affects her and the world around her, and about the friendship and care between her, Lillie, and Hau as they travel together on their own shared journeys.

The second arc, Akala Island, has just concluded, and now’s a perfect time to check this out. If you enjoy long-form fic, Pokemon Sun and Moon, and a deep dive into Pokemon lore and mechanics, this may be the story for you!

Main Tags are: Lillie/Moon Relationship (v slowburn), The Very Good Moon / Lillie / Hau Friendship, and Low Tier Cosmic Horror

Check it out!

Hey folks! As of the end of 2018, the Ula’ula Island Arc of Eldritch is complete! As such, it’s a fantastic time to check out this fic and catch up, to be ready for the beginning of the Poni Island Arc!

If this fic intrigues you, I do hope you enjoy, and please consider sharing this post to help it reach more people! Thanks so much!

rsfcommonplace:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

disgruntledinametallicatshirt:

you know what actually pisses me off? when I finally start to feel a smidge of confidence in my writing ability and then some JERK POSTS A SINGLE LINE FROM A TERRY PRATCHETT NOVEL AND IT’S BETTER THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER WRITE NO MATTER HOW MANY MILLENNIA I SPEND TRYING!

Terry was a professional writer from the age of 17. He worked as a journalist which meant that he had to learn to research, write and edit his own work very quickly or else he’d lose his job.

He was 23 when his first novel was published. After six years of writing professionally every single day. The Carpet People was a lovely novel, from a lovely writer, but almost all of Terry’s iconic truth bomb lines come from Discworld.

The Colour of Magic, the first ever Discworld novel was published in 1983. Terry was 35 years old. He had been writing professionally for 18 years. His career was old enough to vote, get married and drink. We now know that at 35 he was, tragically, over half way through his life. And do you know what us devoted, adoring Discworld fans say about The Colour of Magic? “Don’t start with Colour of Magic.”

It is the only reading order rule we ever give people. Because it’s not that great. Don’t get me wrong, very good book, although I’ll be honest I’ve never been able to finish it, but it’s nowhere near his later stuff. Compare it to Guards Guards, The Fifth Elephant, the utterly iconic Nightwatch and it pales in comparison because even after nearly 20 years of writing, half a lifetime of loving books and storytelling Terry was still learning.

He was a man with a wonderful natural talent, yes. But more importantly he worked and worked and worked to be a better writer. He was writing up until days before he died.  He spent 49 years learning and growing as a writer, taking so much joy in storytelling that not even Alzheimer’s could steal it from him. He wouldn’t want that joy stolen from you too.

Terry was a wonderful, kind, compassionate, genius of a writer. And all of this was in spite of many many people telling him he wasn’t good enough. At the age of five his headmaster told him that he would never amount to anything. He died a knight of the realm and one of the most beloved writers ever to have lived in a country with a vast and rich literary tradition. He wouldn’t let anyone tell him that he wasn’t good enough. And he wouldn’t want you to think you aren’t good enough. He especially wouldn’t want to be the reason why you think you aren’t good enough. 

You’re not Terry Pratchett. 

You are you.

And Terry would love that. 

I only ever had a chance to talk to Terry Pratchett once, and that was in an autograph line.  I’d bought a copy of The Carpet People, which was his very first book, and he looked at it with a faint air of concern.  “You realise that I wrote that when I was very young,” he said, in warning.

“Yes,” I said.  “But I like seeing how authors grow.”

He brightened and reached for his pen.  “That’s all right then,” he said, and signed.

pillowfort-io:
“ pillowfort-io:
“Tumblr is apparently doing some crazy nonsense again, so it seems like a good time to remind everyone that Pillowfort.io is a new social media platform that aims to give users control of their content and how it’s...

pillowfort-io:

pillowfort-io:

Tumblr is apparently doing some crazy nonsense again, so it seems like a good time to remind everyone that Pillowfort.io is a new social media platform that aims to give users control of their content and how it’s seen and shared, as well as provide better communication tools to promote conversation and creativity. If this sounds good to you, you can donate $5 to our PayPal and you will receive a registration link the Friday after your donation. And if you decide the site isn’t for you, you can request a refund for up to three weeks after you sign up. (All money we receive through this process is going towards paying our hosting expenses and compensating our programmers.)

Reblogging this in light of the recent news, since we’ve been getting a lot of questions from people looking to join. If you’ve sent us a payment since the 16th of November you will receive your invitation email shortly after the site returns, which will likely be tomorrow! If you want to purchase more than one registration link ($5 per link, so $15 for example would get you 3 registration links) you can give them to anyone you want– the ones you purchase are not tied to your account in any way.

Now, Pillowfort will not always require a payment to sign up; we are doing this because we are still in the process of implementing our subscription plan, which will be our source of long-term revenue, and these payments through PayPal give us funding to make sure we can pay all our server expenses, employee compensation, etc. while we are still working on implementing our business plan. Once we exit beta you will be able to join the site and use all of its essential features for free, with the option to pay for some extra goodies similar to what LiveJournal and DreamWidth offer in their subscription plans.

nauticalradical:

nauticalradical:

scientists state that juxtaposing certain images can bring back ancient memories

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Mariah Carey - All I want for Christmas is MIDI
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the-purple-cat:

anarchist-bakery:

addickted-to-speight:

exeggcute:

staff:

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

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the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

The holidays are coming, you know what that means?

This Garbage

Tis the season

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Originally posted by art-nimals

HOLY FUCK

post more paleontology memes
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useless-zoofacts:

poryqon:

HECK YEAH

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Paleontology amd zoology memes are the best

flatluigi:

yourdeerestnilion:

famicompro:

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

this is like the only actually good one of these i’ve ever seen

comickit:

some-loser-called-jab:

comickit:

comickit:

reblog and he will protect you

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this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help

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Since its finally October all of his friends are here, reblog for maximum protection

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just got a lovely little package in the mail from @katedrawscomics! one of the corners got a little bent up, but otherwise arrived in perfect condition!

porunareff:

I’m trying not to cry at work right now